Steven Universe fanimation: MINERVA GEMS Casting Call 2
jorbino for Old man Kriff
The accent mysterious old man of the region who knows just about everything there is to know. Despite being hundreds of years old he claims he's still very much in his prime and says he's still got a couple hundred years left in him. He wanders the area scavenging and selling goods with his traveling family made up of adopted gems and half gems. His best friend is Forteeus the vision seer who they follow around on his wacky adventures to fulfill visions he has.
*sighs* you kids have no clue what your getting yourselves into. I bet you all don't even know how to fight for real!
Oh yeah, these are all our kids, there's larmi, trapinko, peril, mossy, beni, jaspe, trogo, aaaand Di-di. At least, these are the ones we brought for this trip.
*insert line(s) you think would fit*
NGL this is the best one bro