Monocyte audio drama
Ohboybibs for Phineas Q. Progress
Trans/Gender-fluid, Actor of Color, 40’s.
Intergalactic conman, raconteur, scumbag, and fan-favorite. Completely aware that he’s a trope and may/may not have fourth-wall awareness
PHINEAS: Barkeep! A pint of Solaria, por favor! I can drink four of those and still pilot through the densest of ionic clouds! There’s no Solaria anywhere on the ship?
You’re talking to Phineas Q. Progress here! You’ve never heard of me!? The man who single- handedly put down the Roldten Revolt? Best card player this side of the Hub? Fearless pilot of the, the, Nova Star!? Phineas Q. Progress? Pirate? Poet! Raconteur...? Fan-favorite Phineas Q. Progress!? What sort of... (BEAT) Really!? Can you believe this, people? Hasn’t even heard of Phineas Q. Progress? Fan-favorite Phineas Q. Progress! (BEAT) Listen, I’ll just have some Solaria sent over from the Nova Star.
