'The Agency' - Short pilot scene from audio comedy about alien hunters in London - REOPENING FOR SINGLE ROLE
PlaceForSolitude for Agent Burns
Burns is the younger of the two partners. Lazy and unathletic, he has a penchant for getting into scrapes thanks to his poor work ethic, copious beer consumption and laissez-faire attitude towards life. He sees himself as something of a free spirit, but most people just think he's an arsehole.
Thanks boss..and for the record, if
anything, she came onto me.Who can blame me after all that vodka? I was off my face! I think I would have bedded a giraffe.
Oh drop it, mate! I said I was sorry. I know you grew up in the Fifties or whatever, but be open minded! Hashtag, Love Is Love!
My clothes? Oh - I donated those - to
the needy. Before I was kidnapped by
this alien woman, whom I *definitely* do
not - find attractive - and forced
into - a terrible ordeal of alien mind
probing. Just awful, thank goodness
you got here!
