(Desperate, scared, attempting to maintain control of emotions) Mayday, mayday, this is Overseer Janice Crane of Vault 35 requesting urgent assistance from anybody hearing this. Is anyone left out there? We’ve suffered a catastrophic breach and have lost atmospheric containment - we need help, please!

(Perfectly calm, air of authority, business-like) Matthews, I've been informed that we're to expect the arrival of our charges within the next few days - I guess Vault-Tec knows something the rest of us don't. Please make sure your staff are all confident of the arrival procedure - ensure that no-one mentions anything about 'ranks' until all the new arrivals have been briefed in the atrium. I'm trusting you to spread the word to all of your staff - please ensure you do!