Danganronpa: Tides of Desolation
TheOnlyCafeteria for Junpei Kazuya - Ultimate Comedian
Pronunciation: (Jun-pay Ka-zoo-ya)
Personality:
Junpei, despite his talent, is perhaps the grumpiest person upon the cruise! It's said his hair use to be brown, but went grey due to him acting like an old man, so he gained the appearance of one. it's a load of horse shit but still, it fits him. He however seems to have quite a bit of respect among the group. It's odd though, how on earth did he get his talent if he's such a grouch?
How they need to sound:
Junpei needs to sound like he is in control of every situation, he will pronounce every word with the most utmost care, that way he won't have to repeat himself, as he hates repeating himself. I imagine him with a mid to low range.
Comedy is an illusion created by the human brain, it's trying to cheer your miserable life up. Nothing is funny, funny does not exist. So no. I will not tell you a 'funny joke'.
My name is Junpei Kazuya. I am the ultimate comedian. I refuse to give you some mundane stand up routine, that is just childish. I am not obligated to perform for you, I only perform when I am on the edge of losing my title, is all.
I wouldn't wish a situation like this upon my worst enemy, I truly wouldn't. But in this game, you are all my enemies. So be prepared for war.
