The Immortal King of Noctus, who is currently in a situation unfitting of his title.  Dying from an unknown illness, he is ready to abdicate his throne to his eldest daughter, before Parsnip ruins his plans by rallying the other siblings to declare effective war.  He is hateful and spiteful, and wants nothing more than to see Thornberry and Parsnip suffer.

Since he's in the agonizingly slow process of dying, he must sound weak at all times, but commanding enough to still be intimidating.