A New EvAbridged! (pilot)
Mo_Hassen for Shinji Ikari
Shinji is a notorious bitch, he runs away all the time and is prone to crying, here however he's getting a more reasonable edge. He always has the best in mind for others and he genuinely wants to better himself but the world and others will always beat down on him no matter what.
(on the phone, whinning) What do you mean you don't deliver during monster attacks!? It says here on the ad you offer end of the world delivery! I see an angel! I see tanks! I see helicopters! And I see a shit ton of collateral damage!, how does that not qualify as "The End of the World"!? (phone cuts off) H-hello? Hello? That bastard hung up on me!
(up to your interpretation on how this is delivered!) Umm here and there yeah. My therapist says I should try to reach out to him more. Yeah, Dad got him for me. Technically we're both supposed to go to the sessions but it's always just me. Oh, it's fine. he said the first step to growing is learning how to forgive. So I wanna try that and see how it goes. In all actuality, I'm looking forward to seeing him.
(offended/sounding like a little bitch) I'm not a little bitch! / I wish Linkin Park was my father!
*some yells/screams*
