A New EvAbridged! (pilot)
crimsoncharlie for Gendo Ikari
Gendo is Shinji's father, he is also the commander of NERV. Have as much fun as you want with him! He's very loud and bombastic and overly idiotic, just go for it!
I have an idea! (Kozo : Does it involve possible billions in collateral damage?) Ha. Ha. Ha! Of course, it does! (Kozo : That idea being?) NUKE THE FUCKER!
NUKE HIM AGAIN!
AGAIN!
AGAIN!
DON'T STOP UNTIL ITS DEAD!
(tired/deflated) a-again... again... again
You see, all of you are incapable of making military actions, you (pointing at general 1) You're old, smelly, and can't remember shit. (pointing at general 2) You, You're cool and I like you but clearly you have a problem, I have a therapist I would love to recommend! AND you! (pointing at general 3) You're not even authorized to be here!
Boo-hoo, the world is ending. People are dying, this is bigger than us Shinji. Your problems with me can be solved later... probably... I don't know I might forget, but anyways. We need to stop the deaths of millions, and by we I mean you!
