(singing along to Waka Flacka Flames, "Hard in Da Paint") GOT A MAIN BITCH! GOT A MISTRESS! A COUPLE GIRLFRIENDS! IM SO HOOD RICH! KEEP MY DICK HARD- (phone call comes in) Dammit! We were just getting to the good part!

(up to your interpretation on how its delivered) "I'm not like all the other kids my age, I'm so different! I'm so special!". Ugh. (pause)  I remember being like that too. Let me tell you as an adult I look back at that version of me and just cringe. It's not worth it at your age to try and act so special. It's a waste of time and a waste of tears. ( Shinji: "what do you mean?") I mean nobody likes someone whos nose is up their own ass... 

(nerve struck) I will END you old lady. / (not caring) How is this my problem?