[ sarcastic, light-hearted ] "I've got a better idea - let's stroll directly down that street right there, arm-in-arm, flaunting pina coladas and backchatting that one kid nobody liked in basic training. They'll find us so obnoxiously interesting that they'll refrain from opening fire just to hear the full story." 

"That was a long time ago. We went our seperate ways, y'know? If you couldn't tell that already from how much better I am at Skyllian Five than you, I mean." 

[ unnerved ] "Spirits..." [ yelling ] "You! Get to cover now!" [ nervous breathing ] "Any bright ideas, Staff Sergeant?"