“By the order of our great emperor of Chaotica, all fairytale creatures are hereby branded as traitors to the high council and are to be subject of immediate arrest to be convicted of the charge of treason and sentenced to life imprisonment or to simply face execution”

“Need I remind you, White Rabbit, it was because of our emperor that you stand here today rather than have your decaptiated by the Queen of Hearts in Wonderland when you failed to prevent that young lady from escaping.”

“So you form a team of saviors by teaming with a wooden puppet, a tea addict, a crazed rabbit, a flute player, a sheep herder, a bear cub and an ugly duckling who almost looks like a swan. You sir truly have gathered quite the crew of screwballs and losers.”