I'M A SKELETON WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS!!! ["I can make spaghetti"] OH NO!!! YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!

MY BROTHER STARTED A SOCK COLLECTION RECENTLY. HOW SADDENING... SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT HE WOULD DO... WITHOUT SUCH A COOL GUY TAKING CARE OF HIM???

HUMAN! YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS AREA!