Melancholy Reporter is Dramatic Reporter's co-worker and companion, therefore he appears in almost every episode for a scene each. He's basically a guy that just got out of college and is absolutely done with everyone's bullshit and is just tired and depressed a lot but you can tell he's sort of trying. Like Dramatic Reporter, he serves as a character that shows how the world is reacting to everything that happens in the show and how it's all affected.