Mom: 

Look away, Timmy!

Bus Driver:

We’re here, ya buggers. (Pause) What are you waiting for? Get the hell outta my bus!

Principal: (Grateful and appreciative)

Once again, thank you for being here to help fund our various school programs and activities. This means so much to all of us, who wish to see all our students happy and united. Now, the banquet portion of our fundraiser will begin. Thank you!