The Moss
Gwen Morgan for Maloenne Rackham
A motherly pirate lady. Smug and laid-back, with an energetic confidence in her tone. Can get very excited and tends to speak faster and with more weight in her voice in those cases, though without sounding squeaky. She can speak Spanish, but most likely won't.
Her accent is pirate, but there isn't an option for it as of yet. I've contacted the moderators for an addition.
You are expected to be able to holler and laugh heartily.
[You are consoling a friend who wants to talk to you about something important] (Casual then inquisitive) Stupid question. Ap ap ap, come on in dearie. (Pause) Now, what’s tha ruckus? Ya look like ya dropped an ice cream on yer mums’ favorite tunic.
[Your children are playing around and you've finished cooking] (Jokingly uncertain) I don’t know laddies, livin’ ta’ fight another day sounds good ta’ me. Especially since this stew might be wasted without anyone ta' eat it.
[You're making a fake prayer at the dinner table, then basically saying 'fuck the haters'] (Solemn, then enthusiastic) Today I say thank ya fer the food… and salt poisonin’ ta the haters. BEGIN!
