(Mad) HEY ASS-HAT, STOP SULKING AND PICK UP THE PHONE.

(Calm Bitchy) Did you get me that purse I wanted?

(Abuser Anger) AN AFTERNOON WITH MISS GOODIE TWO SHOES AND YOU'RE SUDDENLY AN EXPERT ON BEHAVIOR!?

(Joking condasention) Aww! I like your outfit. It almost covers your ass.

(Guilty) We can't hook up at work anymore... Look, Hades and I are in a proper committed now.

(Defenceive) I'm trying to make better life choices. Which includes randomly making out with you.