Final Fantasy VIII: Abridged (Minor roles)
dndan for Ward Zabac
Ward remains mute for most of the game having lost his voice early on, but before he does he speaks pretentiously, using big words which confuse his friends Laguna and Kiros. Think posh, snooty upper class.
(Elegantly) "I dare say that you my discourteous, proletariat colleague are comtemplating the venture of voyaging within the velvety, connotation that of which is the inclination of conveying your innermore desires toward the impulse regarding the deed of synthesis of masculine and femininity in the conduct of concupiscence"
(Bored) "What motive determined our troop to locate to aforementioned accumulation of loathsome deformity of anthropomorphic construction that is hither?"
(Calmly) "The brute penetrated the isthmus of my neck, furthermore I popstulate my larynx received trauma of which I am afflicted with excessive discharge. . . (Angry) He stabbed me in the neck!"
