Do you just tell every random woman you meet that you think they’re pretty? Is that how you get your kicks? Is this the part where I melt and fall into your arms? Well let me just tell you…

Could you imagine being a kid and wanting to go to such a gross establishment? When I was a kid I wanted calculators. Could you imagine something so dumb?

I know I have hidden many truths from you Zeke, but we have come too far for you the leave now!