Detectives for Hire
Blubberino for Oswald
A sexy Siamese cat. Lethargic and self indulgent and with the wide-eyed innocence and cruelty of a child. He likes having fun and toying with others.
A bit of an airhead but he does his best.
His voice is honeyed and smooth.
20 years old but looks older because of the hard life he's lived. Still a babe tho.
He thinks he had a good childhood and no one has the heart to tell him otherwise.
Czech vs Russian accent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo6lxFRHTkA
Czech Accent in English: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbGA680ssWc
CZECH ACCENT
Oswald: Ah, ah, ah, I wouldn't try to throw me off if I were you. This knife is angled. Move me and your own force will send my pretty little blade allllll the way across your throat. [whisper] Then it really will hurt.
CZECH ACCENT
[The sheets rustle as Oswald puts his hands behind his head and breathes out a self-satisfied sigh. He contemplates killing his next target thoughtfully.]
Oswald: What a sweetheart. He’s got good reflexes, even with a bad shoulder. Getting the drop on him will be tricky but…[sigh] that alone should slow him down enough, I think. It’s his dominant arm so that’s handy. Ha! English language humor. I am so so funny. Hmm.
Gi-no Ro-se-tti. [Oswald says the name like he's savoring a candy]
You're strong and fast, handsome and kind. Such a terrible, terrible waste. Oh, well. All good things must come to an end. [yawn] But first, a nap. It’s so deliciously cloudy today. Wait for me, little goose. Wait for me.
AMERICAN ACCENT
Oswald: Could you help me home, please? I’m afraid I’ll have another dizzy spell if I go alone. It's-it's not far. Three blocks. Please.
