CICADA 3000 A Comedy Space Drama - Episode 104

Briar_Z for Researcher/ Kind/ Official/ comedic/ IMPROV If you want :) Get a feel for the direction and have fun

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Researcher/ Kind/ Official/ comedic/ IMPROV If you want :) Get a feel for the direction and have fun
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Role assigned to: Briar_Z


This is the scene/script for context... Helps you build your character. get a feel for the atmosphere. Be creative and HAVE FUN! :)

All roles for this character are in BOLD BLACK

Researcher: Hey, you can't just walk in there.

Researcher: I'm so sorry, he wouldn't wait...

Researcher: You can do it! You know everything about them. Go on, no pressure.

Researcher: Yeah, especially because they're sooo cute!

Researcher: Thank you!

Researcher: This is great! You can board the shuttle to the space vessel now! You can finally do some of that space research you never stop talking about.

Researcher: Yeah, yeah you got time. Get yourself off before you miss it! You don't have to stay here and protect the place now. Go! Go on. GO! haha.

Researcher: Don't trip yourself up on the way out!

Researcher: Have a nice trip! hah! speaking of trips- where's my LSD?

Read scene to get a feel for the Researcher :) 

Oh! I forgot!..... HAVE FUN! :)





ACT TWO

SCENE ONE

    

INT:_P.A.N.D.A R&A._

SCENE: Earth- Eastern Quadrant of The Empire formally known as Japan- Research Centre- The Panda Anthropomorphic Neuronic DNA Apoptosis Research & Analysis.

_P.A.N.D.A R&A._



Narrator: Meanwhile- entirely unrelated to what you just heard- something new, yet mundane, was happening back on earth...

(*The science officer is on a call to their boss.*)

Science officer: I had no choice.

Boss: You had every choice! What makes you think they will help!?

Science officer: The pandas are grateful that we saved their race from going extinct- they have DAMN army of advanced soldiers- hell bend on protecting our race! Of course they will help.

Boss: You're just emotional. You all are!

Science officer: Over a 1000 years this company has worked to progress their race! We taught them language, science and...

Boss: I don't know why I'm still funding your stupid organisation... I mean the name alone is so convoluted... It'ss... It.. It'sss just silly.

Science officer: I don't know why you're?... funding... this? What!?

Science officer CONT: The Panda Protection Officers have private and union funded missions all the time, all profits payed to them for their work is send directly to us. We fund ourselves! The union just looove bureaucracy- a boss for every department, it's ridiculous.

(*_P.A.N.D.A R&A._ Door Opens*)

Researcher: Hey, you can't just walk in there.

Pandandi: I must make haste, out of my way. Please. Thank you.

Science officer: I've got to go! They showed up! Shove that up your filling cabinet and get yourself filed. I was right! haha (*Hangs up*)

Narrator: It would be prudent to mention- back in the 21st century the humans continued to play God. Only this time, the result would- given enough time- be extremely beneficial to them.

Narrator: The Research Centre- P.A.N.D.A R&A- which is extremely short for (Inhale) The Panda, Anthropomorphic, Neurotic, DNA, Apoptosis, Research & Analysis Centre (Exhale)

Were given a huge mysterious grant  In 2001 that would go on to fuel their goal.

Narrator: Now, a thousand years later and through a long- yet- very short DNA altering program, they found that what they actually achieved; was more than they could have ever imagined.

Researcher: I'm so sorry, he wouldn't wait...


Science officer: No, no, no, it's absolutely fine. I'm glad you could make it.

Pandandi: I must state my time is short, I must take my leave shortly. Please, lets get straight to why you requested a meeting with I; Pandandi, the leader of the Panda Protection Officers.

Science officer: It's the mutants Pan, may I call you Pan?

Pandandi: You may.

Science officer: The mutants are running wild, they're entering the cities at night.

Pandandi: What do you know of our race? Tell me?

Science officer: Err..

Researcher: You can do it! You know everything about them. Go on, no pressure.

Science officer: Right.

Science officer CONT: The Pandas are passive, protective, kind, honest, earnest, humble and love bamboo. They only desire to be those things and repay the humans for their help in saving them and furthermore- advancing their race. We know you like to live alone instead of with us.

Researcher: Yeah, especially because they're sooo cute!

Science officer: Right?

Pandandi: I've heard enough, you would be right... (Takes a bite of bamboo and chews)
Tell me? Why does the union not intervene?

Science officer: They couldn't care less about us. They have punished us for years. Giving us terrible bosses and...


Pandandi: Okay... I have made my decision. I will go back to the space station and I will send down three squads of fourteen members. They will patrol and protect your city. When their nest is located it too shall be destroyed.  

Science officer: Thank you, Pan!

Researcher: Thank you!

Pandandi: Expect them in 24 hours. I must take my leave. Farewell.

 

(*Pandandi leaves*)

Researcher: This is great! You can board the shuttle to the space vessel now! You can finally do some of that space research you never stop talking about.

Science officer: You're right I can! Well once they arrive... Will I have time? Oh what if I miss it?

Researcher: Yeah, yeah you got time. Get yourself off before you miss it! You don't have to stay here and protect the place now. Go! Go on. GO! haha.

Science officer: Alright! Yeah! Okay, I'll go now!... Wheres my coat?

Researcher: Don't trip yourself up on the way out!

Science officer: Say what!? Woah! AH! Ouch!

(*TRIPS & BANG*)

Researcher: Have a nice trip! hah! speaking of trips- where's my LSD?

-END SCENE-

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  • Researcher: Hey!

    You can't just, just walk in there!

  • Researcher: I'm so sorry...He... He wouldn't wait...

  • Researcher: You can do it! You know everything about them. Go on... No pressure.

Wildoski
Wildoski

Feedback: I think you deliver the lines very naturally, plus having multiple takes is always good for me :) I think you are able to drive humour when needed... So... yeah, I will cast you for this role. 100% Thank you! :)

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