Good morning class! I hope you all are having an awesome first day of school. As usual, we will start off class by announcing the roll call. Today’s gym class will be a short one however, as we will have a fun tackle match and then there will be a student body meeting! Afterwards, we will move on to our next class of the day. Alrighty, so where were we?

(Confused) Carter Maxwell?

Ah, I see well I expect bright things from you regardless. Very well then. Class, it is now time to head to the track field for tackling, everyone follow me, please.