CICADA 3000 A Comedy Space Drama - Episode 104
abankier for Tchaikovsky/ Alien Pilot/ New to flying / Paranoid / or Improv it :) Make it funny
FOR CONTEXT THIS IS THE SCENE FROM THE SCRIPT
ALL lines for this role are black in bold.
VO Only- No need to use SFX. But of course if you feel creative you can do another edited version :)
[Diego fired the laser cannon and destroyed one of the fighters]
[Quick transition to alien fighter pilot seconds before getting blown up.]
[How To Pronounce Tchaikovsky -> Chai-kof-skee]
Alien Pilot: Varick!?
Radio Response: Tchaikovsky, I read you.
Alien Pilot: Varick, I fear my first battle will take my life... *(Sigh)* My wife!
Radio Response: Tchaikovsky, we spoke about this, you are sat in a chamber controlling a fighter pilot clone...
Alien Pilot: It feels so real, how do I know I am not really here?
[SFX]An alarm signalling the fighter has been targeted[SFX]Radio Static in and out words[SFX]
Radio Response: Tchaikovsky?...
Alien Pilot: What if you are lying to me so I have no fear... Maybe this is how you get everyone to step in line during war.
Radio Response: Tchaikovsky?...Are you there? What is that noise!? Do you read me?
Alien Pilot: Loud and clear Varick- it's an alarm... I'm... being targeted...
Radio Response: Kovsky! Listen to me! Remember your training! Remember- No fear- you are here!
Alien Pilot: Here it comes brother! Tell my wife and children...
[SFX Fumbling as missile reaches closer SFX]
Radio Response: Tell them what! I'm recording your message now...
Alien Pilot: Oh yeah! Tell my poor children... Argh! Errr! I just shit my pants! I can see the missile it's... Explosion SFX, Dead radio SFX...
Radio Response: (*Message Recorded*SFX)
[Quick transition to a future event]
SFX Knocking on door.
Varick: Mr's Kovsky?
Mr's Kovsky: Yeees? What is it?
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Alien Pilot: Varick!?
Alien Pilot: Varick, I fear my first battle will take my life... *(Sigh)* My wife!
Alien Pilot: It feels so real, how do I know I am not really here?
Alien Pilot: Loud and clear Varick- it's an alarm... I'm... being targeted...
GRADE A Audition! :) I just have to cast you!
So funny! Well done my friend!
Could you record one more line just saying your name/or name you want to go by and what character was played by you. Ie: Dramatic alien Pilot voiced by me blah blah... bad example but you get it ;) lol Just a little thing I'm trying to do for the end of each episode. Waiting for everyone to record before I do it though. plenty of time :)
Thank you so much! Glad you got a kick out of it, for sure. I can record that blurb you mentioned tomorrow, so no worries there!