CICADA 3000 A Comedy Space Drama - Episode 104

JKelleher for Boss on the other end of the phone/ bureaucratic/ rough/ serious/ Improv if you like... add lines... have fun, be creative, make it funny and sound natural. also can add lines like "Hey!" "OI" "Don't you hang up on me!" etc...

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Boss on the other end of the phone/ bureaucratic/ rough/ serious/ Improv if you like... add lines... have fun, be creative, make it funny and sound natural. also can add lines like "Hey!" "OI" "Don't you hang up on me!" etc...
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Role assigned to: JKelleher

This is the scene for context... Helps you build your character. get a feel for the atmosphere. Be creative and HAVE FUN! :)


BOSS'S LINES ARE IN BOLD BLACK

Boss: You had every choice! What makes you think they will help!?
Boss: You're just emotional. You all are!
Boss: I don't know why I'm still funding your stupid organisation... I mean the name alone is so convoluted... It'ss... It.. It'sss just silly.
Boss: (IMPROV BEING HUNG UP ON)


Read to get a feel for the scene.

ACT TWO 

SCENE ONE

    

INT:_P.A.N.D.A R&A._

SCENE: Earth- Eastern Quadrant of The Empire formally known as Japan- Research Centre- The Panda Anthropomorphic Neuronic DNA Apoptosis Research & Analysis.

_P.A.N.D.A R&A._



Narrator: Meanwhile- entirely unrelated to what you just heard- something new, yet mundane, was happening back on earth...

(*The science officer is on a call to their boss.*)

Science officer: I had no choice.

Boss: You had every choice! What makes you think they will help!?

Science officer: The pandas are grateful that we saved their race from going extinct- they have DAMN army of advanced soldiers- hell bend on protecting our race! Of course they will help.

Boss: You're just emotional. You all are!

Science officer: Over a 1000 years this company has worked to progress their race! We taught them language, science and...

Boss: I don't know why I'm still funding your stupid organisation... I mean the name alone is so convoluted... It'ss... It.. It'sss just silly.


Science officer: I don't know why you're?... funding... this? What!?

Science officer CONT: The Panda Protection Officers have private and union funded missions all the time, all profits payed to them for their work is send directly to us. We fund ourselves! The union just looove bureaucracy- a boss for every department, it's ridiculous.

(*_P.A.N.D.A R&A._ Door Opens*)

Researcher: Hey, you can't just walk in there.

Pandandi: I must make haste, out of my way. Please. Thank you.

Science officer: I've got to go! They showed up! Shove that up your filling cabinet and get yourself filed. I was right! haha (*Hangs up*)

Boss: (IMPROV BEING HUNG UP ON)

Narrator: It would be prudent to mention- back in the 21st century the humans continued to play God. Only this time, the result would- given enough time- be extremely beneficial to them.

Narrator: The Research Centre- P.A.N.D.A R&A- which is extremely short for (Inhale) The Panda, Anthropomorphic, Neurotic, DNA, Apoptosis, Research & Analysis Centre (Exhale)

Were given a huge mysterious grant  In 2001 that would go on to fuel their goal.

Narrator: Now, a thousand years later and through a long- yet- very short DNA altering program, they found that what they actually achieved; was more than they could have ever imagined.

....

  • Boss: You had every choice! What makes you think they will help!?

  • Boss: You're just emotional. You all are!

  • Boss: I don't know why I'm still funding your stupid organisation... I mean the name alone is so convoluted... It'ss... It.. It'sss just silly.

Wildoski
Wildoski

Spot on! Thank you! What name and link do you want in the credits? For the episode show notes. also if you want. You can record your name/nickname and the character you played for end show notes or a special mini episode giving credits to everyone involved. Thanks

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