"Welcome to the Axel Tavern! Made for one and all adventurers! We only have one rule, no fighting in the hall, we're not like that trashy Fairy Tail guild down the street."

(Explaining) "That’s right, some local giant Cane Toads have been eating the farmer’s sugarcane and we need some adventurers to slay them."

(Yells from across the bar) "You’ve got six hours, bitch!"