Dave the Barbarian: The Movie
JavierMAG for The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy
A pig with a high-collared cape (and equally high voice) bent on ruling Udrogoth. Despite being a small and chubby pig, he possesses strong evil magic, and an evil stronger to cause pain and destruction on an unsuspecting world. However, in this film, he finds himself at odds with the antagonist (Malsquando), and is forced to join Dave in saving the world.
I’m not trying to help you! I’m trying to help myself! I’m a dark lord of evil, bent on bringing pain and suffering to an unsuspecting world! How can I do that when there’s no world to enact said pain and suffering on? If the world gets erased, I’ll be out of a job! Not to mention out of life! I’m only agreeing to this as a means to an end. While the mere thought of joining forces with you makes me want to vomit in my mouth profusely, I have no other choice. We have to…team up. (Gag) Yep. Here it comes.
(High pitched evil laugh)
