To Each A Tempo
genndyodacog for Cherry LaFlamme
Chef Cherry LaFlamme runs The Orchard, a restaurant near Foster Park. Almost perennially irritated to some level, Cherry's speech is peppered with culinary-themed non-swears.
NOTE: Cherry's voice is described as "sharp and growling." Please take this into account for your performance
Suits?! Oh, yeah, you think you can just walk in anywhere you please like you own the whole rice-fluffin' place, don'tcha, Mr. Thirty-Six Dollars An Hour Plus Benefrickin'fits?! Why, I oughta-
Oh, yeah. Buncha old hens. They go out for lunch and usually take over a whole Bavarian-cream-filled restaurant to play cards and fuss over every French-fryin' detail of everyfrickin'thing. Have you ever made a coffee, with one and three quarter sweeteners in it? Peas and rice, coffee shouldn't involve fractions, what the hell is wrong with people?!
I had to! Damnit, Wright, caramel-coated croque-en-bouche, they talk about the place like it's just any greasy dive, you should hear the rumours those crones spread around but they keep stock-stewin' coming back, what's a respectable chef supposed to do?!