Boy, that was easy... amazingly... amazingly easy... Maybe I should go find Link and tell him he doesn't need to rescue me or anything.  Cause it sure would suck for him to go fight Ganon... for no... reason... (beat) Maybe I don't have to tell him right away.

Goodness this is a big desert... but I think Hyrule Field is just over the horizon, so I should be home soon.  Then I can- say, what's this?  That's interesting... it's an old mask... I don't know why, but I bet Link'll get a kick out of this thing.

I gotta find Link before he causes any more damage... If I don't stop him soon, there's no telling just what might happen!  He's just gotta learn, there's a certain order to the Universe, and disturbing such a fragile balance could lead to... hey, I'm talking to myself again!  I'd better keep an eye on that.  Maybe someone in here saw him go by or something... Excuse me, sorry to intrude but I'm looking for someone. He's about average build, wears a green tunic, carries a sword... he's strangling you...