Star Citizen Omega Team Series
burtmacklinfbi for Corporal Joseph "Joker" Bert [Main Character]
Omega fireteam leader
Joseph, nicknamed Joker, spends more time finding the humour in battle than he does taking it seriously. Although he is a skilled combatant like all Omega team members, he lends himself as more of a moral boosting sidekick to the team.
'They just keep giving us sooooo many toys. Look at this! A quantam hypermechanic do-whatever? I've wanted one of those since I was a kid!'
'Why no, sir, I did not realize the L-22 Harbinator was a dangerous atomic weapon. Why no, sir, I will not apologize for riding it like an ancient cowboy.'
'Just keep smiling. Just keep smiling. Maybe the shine of our teeth will reflect off the Vanduul tractor beam and... oh, helmet, gotcha.'
I can fix the background noise, i just got a new set up and wanted to get this one in ASAP