There used to be loads to do here. The Vermilion Waterfalls, the Slightly-Less-Grand-Than-The-One-On-Earth Canyon, the sqwakling migration in summer. All destroyed now, thanks to president Paxton.

Look, I know how you feel about guns. But I have my orders. Open fire!

Yeah, it's dead. We shot at it? You want to know why, Doctor? Because I'm a soldier! It's my job! If you didn't want to see a corpse today, then you shouldn't run around with the only military force on the planet. Go find someone else to be high-and-mighty over.