I specifically ordered that she not get killed.  And what do you do?  You nearly kill her.  If Batman hadn’t come in, she would’ve died which would’ve ruined the whole thing!  Do you realize what you’ve done?  You’ve made me grateful that Batman saved the day!

You see, I wanted Batman to come and all, and it’s great that he did.  But you were all SO busy trying to kill the girl off that he easily knocked you all down like little bowling pins!

Ah, ta ta ta ta, let’s not get too worked up now.  Or else we’ll miss the moment when Batman comes flying in.  And believe me, you don’t wanna miss that.