HOMESTUCK (Fandubs)
kyosioux for Karkat (FUCKING) Vantas
(The child age thing is supposed to be sarcastic, for those who were probably confused as fuck and were not laughing with me. Same with Eridan.) Karkat is usually overdramatic, tending to stretch his words and phrases into what we can't really even consider legible syntax, as seen in lines one and two, and canonly seen frequently throughout Homestuck itself. His quirk perfectly matches his speech and personality; all caps, good vocabulary, and lots of cursing. Well, not lots, just something like a few curses here and there, contrary to popular headcanons. His voice would be grumpy, somewhat temperamental (like in line three), aggressive, and raspy.
THAT'S A LIE, YOU'RE MORE OF A MELODRAMA SPAZ QUEEN THAN ME AND YOU KNOW IT AND THIS STUFF YOUR SAYING IS A PRETEND STUNT. YOU'RE LIKE A ROCKET PROPELLED SPAZ MAGGOT SPRINGLOADED UP THE ASS OF A PSYCHEDELIC FUCKING FREAKOUT WEASEL ON IDIOT DRUGS SO LETS NOT PLAY MAKEBELIEVE GAMES HERE.
SEE, MY HATE IS LIKE A FINELY TUNED INSTRUMENT BECAUSE I'M AWARE OF THESE PRINCIPLES. I COULD HATE A HOLE IN PARADOX SPACE ITSELF, STRAIGHT THROUGH TO A NEW REALITY FRESH FOR THE HATING.
WE ARE SO SCREWED.
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK.
GUYS, I AM TERRIFIED, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I'M IN A ROOM FULL OF BODIES, AND I THINK I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TURN MY BACK ON THEM?
OH MY GOD, I JUST HEARD A HONK. OH GOD OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
