Eliana, only you could get kidnapped and tortured for days and still make a joke about it.

(comforting Eliana from a nightmare) Eliana. It’s alright, it’s alright.  You’re okay.  You’re safe. You’re safe, El.  Nothing can hurt you while I’m around.  I promise.

(in his obnoxious playboy cover) Eliana Forbes.  I didn’t know you worked here. (E: A few years now.  It’s so good to see you again!  I really missed you!) It’s been a while, yeah. (E: Where were you?) Could we cut the small talk?  I think we’re all rather hungry.