“Well hello there,” he said. “I’m Zephyr Breeze. What can I do for you lovely ladies?”

“This bad boy can pump so much water that it’s illegal in Seaquestria! And also in Griffonstone. And some parts of Equestria and the Crystal Empire. The important thing is, it’s not technically illegal here yet and it’s a very powerful pump. With one tiny little hitch in that it needs unicorn magic and I’m not a unicorn and I couldn’t get a refund on it and I haven’t eaten in two days because I spent all my money on the pump.”

“That you’ll…” Zephyr gasped and stepped back. “You’re a kelpie?! Oh feathers, don’t eat me! I’m too young to die!”