17776 Episodic Dub
Maiden Melody for Emily Durabo
Emily is a football player, Wife to Jason Durabo (a less famous football player). The two of them talk together on their complex name history, and also on the esoteric game Jason is currently playing.
She easily sees the humourous side of things, never missing the oppurtunity for a joke or a funny anecdote.
She's on the older side, think around 40's.
You know what, Lori? You know what? That is a good question.
I told him, "listen, J. I changed my name for you once. I'm not gonna do it again."
Lori, you know what, if it's any consolation to you, I was a tight end for 4,000 years. If things go south, I'll throw a block for you, OK?
I guess! I guess! I don't know. Apparently he was kind of a fuckup or something. He just, I guess he just thought it was just as good as storing them in the office and he just never got around to testing them. So that ends up with him having literally an entire freezer full of NFL piss.