Team Fortress: Mann Co. No More (Comic Fandub)
TexasToastTim for The Scout
"The youngest of eight boys from the south side of Boston, the Scout learned early how to problem solve with his fists. With seven older brothers on his side, fights tended to end before the runt of the litter could maneuver into punching distance, so the Scout trained himself to run. He ran everywhere, all the time, until he could beat his pack of mad dog siblings to the fray."
Scout, (Actual name: Jeremy) Is a mildly narcissistic, flirty, and hyperactive guy who enjoys a good chat or two. Or four. Or ever even stopping. Will he ever learn? Probably not.
It seems he never lowers his voice, he's also pretty bad at reading. Or- barely can, at least.
Please remember he has a thicker boston accent, think of it as a normal new york accent. I really recommend just listening to his voice a few times before auditioning.
Original voice reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geNMz0J9TEQ
First comic appearance: http://www.teamfortress.com/tf02_unhappy_returns/#f=22
Requirements:
-Able to yell, scream, and talk fastly at times.
-Fine with many dialogue parts (Since he is a main character)
(Freezing, shivering)
-How'd it go? They know where Heavy is? Did they have any coats? You DID ask about coats, right?
(Casual)
Naw, you're gonna have to face facts. Probably- you're gonna die. There's nuthin' me or the hot dog costume can do for you now.-So, this mission Miss Pauling sent us on.. It's a 'secret mission', right? So only people she REALLY trusts? (Pause) And Miss Pauling asked for me specifically. Why didn't she talk to me instead-a you? Did she say?
(Enthusiastic, proud)
-I am the BEST at hittin' bears!
-Hah! Look, I did it! Screw you, Spy!
(Exhausted, about to pass out)
-Huh. Some idiot stuffed this costume with organs instead-a cotton. There's even a beatin' heart in here! Wait, never mind, it stopped (He passes out)
(Scared, getting choked)
-GAH! Heavy! Pull me up pull me up pull me up!
-Ow! Ow ow ow ow- Okay, that is NOT workin'! Let me go let me go let me- go.. (Scout falls down from the platform, rope still around his neck)(Annoyed)
-What? I'm not a kid!
-Goddammit, lady. I'm a hired killer! Mister Hale, YOU hired me! We're your Mercs!
-What is WRONG with you two?
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Wow, Tim. That was a good audition. Keep it up, buddy.