it pleases me to no end hearing that yoU experienced sUch joyfUl escapades as a resUlt of the birthday present i gave yoU!

actUally, i have written hUndreds of pages examining the striking differences between hUman and troll romance, as well as reprodUctive habits, as the comparison makes for a marveloUs case stUdy in xenobiocUltUral differences.

ghosts have spooky blank eyes like me. bUt only after they remember they died. so Until yoU recall what happened, i am afraid neither of Us will know.