Team Fortress: Mann Co. No More (Comic Fandub)
LuckoDaStars for Saxton Hale
"Saxton Hale is a daring Australian, president, and CEO of Mann Co. He is considered the fourth richest man in America. He was the sixth richest man in America, but surpassed the fifth by wealth and the fourth by killing him in a harpoon duel. His favorite pastimes include fighting, drinking, and battling with ferocious animals. In fact, most kids sleep with a teddy bear at night, but Saxton Hale sleeps with an actual bear that he tamed while in the Brazilian Jungles. His identifying features include a mustache, rippling muscles, a crocodile tooth lined hat, and a patch of rotating chest hair shaped like Australia. He also refuses to wear clothes on his upper body "for obvious reasons". "
Official voice reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHf7e67T54Y
-Bidwell! Bloody marvelous to see you. I'll bet you remember THIS savage fellow. How'd that whole "Mann Co. Under Attack By Robots" Business go, anyway? You and the mercs sort it out?
-I think you'll find your hands have been seared to a perfect 135 degrees!
-Wait. So is this sallow-chested old mummy saying what I sincerely pray to God that he's saying?
-Hot sauce! I can't do it! Saxton Hale will NOT fight a child!
-Oh, I'll get out. I'll fight my way out through that wall of robots for starters, and then I'll- I- You- Oh come on, that's not fair.
-SOMETHING FIGHT ME!
-SAXTON HAAAAALE!
