Team Fortress: Mann Co. No More (Comic Fandub)
LuckoDaStars for The Soldier
"Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949. ."
Original voice reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42d0WHRSck
-Dismissed! Alright, troops, listen up! We have got a long march ahead of us, so we will need to travel light if we are going to run there!
-You! Drop the purse! You! This wig is going to get you killed! If your pacemakers have any alarms, turn them off! Because we are moving out!
-She is dead, Ethel! Focus!
-Stay frosty, ladies.
-Huttah! Neck snap!
-Miss Pauling! Pyro is on my side of the car again!
-Old woman! You will tell me where the courthouse is or I will break my foot off in your withered old-
-You scrawny Judas! Judge, I am this man's lawyer, and I demand you give him the chair!
-Eyes, I'm going to stop you right there. That probably says 'soviet', or 'Stalin', 'socialism'! This is a propaganda coat!
