Fallout New Vegas: Depths of Depravity
elenaghark for Specialist April Morgan
Morgan is a smarmy intelligence officer. She's excellent at her job, but she's plagued by a need to always be the smartest person in any given room. She's kind of annoying even when she's being polite.
Well... It seems I got nothing for you, at the moment. I suppose your choices are to wedge your thumb firmly up your ass and wait patiently... Or, if you really care, you could go and join in this manhunt and resolve shit quickly. They'd pay you, too, if that helps.
Worse, he's actually managed to, on occasion, worm his way into something classified, whereupon he gleefully exposes it to the world at large. We're trying to win a war here. We don't have the time to deal with petty sabotage and intelligence leaks from this paranoid asshole.
That's classified. (chuckle) I love that response, it never gets old.