“I know the type, you heard about what happened to Hammer and now you come to just look and laugh and blow up balloons, well, sorry to say, I can’t letcha do that, gawkers! Something horrible happens and all you can think of is to stare at it! If I drove a car off the Empire State, all of you would just look and point and do nothing to save me, despicable! Shouldn’t you be doing a job, or do lawyers not work anymore? Have times changed so much that now lawyers have nothing better to do than snoop around film studios and play with dear little old ladies hearts like mine!? Well you don’t see me flashing badges and prancing around in hippie clothes, and for good reason, too!”

“Hey, Shaggy! I’ve had about enough sass from you today! You’re leaving, even if I have to throw you out myself!”

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