Sorry. Let me explain: I buy and flip houses. No, I mean, that's not true. I'm an accountant. I work in a cubicle. But I watch a lot of HGTV - shows where people buy and flip houses, and I thought, "Hey, I could do that. That looks exciting and fun - more fun than accounting." So I bought a fixer-upper sight unseen. And I'm here now. In the house I did not see. And there's this *intense* paisley wallpaper pattern that... moves from room to room. And I feel it... feel it staring at me.