[Serious and Menacing] Do you go out of your way to kill every single bug that you see? No. Only if it tries to block your way do you squash it and wipe it from existence.

[Flamboyant entrance] Ooooh~! It seems our great Emilia’s savior is able to join us in our humble dinner. My name is Roswaal L. Mathers! Do NOT compare me to that disgusting clown!  Now…let us dine, hmm?  

[Eccentric. Stretching out syllables for theatrics] Hmmmm~! I’m comingggg!!!

[Inquiring] So…Ram darling, it's been almost a week since he’s been here. Have you noticed anything? Has he found the fanfiction?