Later Alligator Dub!
EricaMuse for Tin Lizzy
Lizzy is very much a valley girl, but low energy and effortless. A little monotone would be healthy in this one, I think.
Um, hello?? Do you mind stepping approximately three to seven steps to the right? You're blocking the sun, and the luminous scales highlighter I applied is NOT living up to it's customer review section.
I've been out here ALL day with my new phone trying to get the perfect shot, but I just can't seem to look effortless enough. This one here? I TOTALLY have an expression, which is a super no no in selfie town. I need to look just the right amount of disaffected with just the right amount of lip gloss, because this lip gloss won't pay for itself. You know cause... I pay for it. Me. Like, I buy it.
Pat? Oh you mean Joanie's cousin Pat? Oh my god, Pat is HILARIOUS. Last year? When I spent the holidays with Joanie's family? Pat had a ton of egg nog and thought the Christmas tree was a hired assassin, and ran face first into a nutcracker display to escape.