(disguised as man) Persephone Goddess of Spring?! Would you care to comment on your relationship status with the King of the Underworld for the Daily Oracle?

“Something nice”...? I see… (drawn out) So, (normally) Hades lets some trollop walk all over him for years and years. And now he gets a treat for being a fool? She’s not something nice. She’s a woman. She doesn’t exist for your brother to practice on.

Ok genius! How are you going to explain it to Demeter?! Hey Demeter! We traded your daughter to Hades for a set of golf clubs. No takesies backsies! (pause, Zeus has line here) I SEE! So you get all the glory of saying yes… And I take the fall out? Do you have any idea how frustrating the three of you are? You just do whatever you feel like and don’t consider the consequences. YOU GET TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT AND IT’S SO UNFAIR. (pants three times, then sighs) What do you want from me, Zeus? Since when have you been afraid of your wife’s opinion?