Bugs! Bugs for sale! More than one even, unlike what the sign implies. Yeah, I sell bugs here. No, not for baitin'. For eatin'! We're alligators, and we eat bugs, which is something you know because you exist here. Canonically. 

Most people call me Papouli, but my real name is Mortimer Giles Jr. the third and a half. On account of my grandfather being perfectly bisected by a wheat thresher during the Great Depression.

Eh? Did you say Pat? Why that's my Grandson's name! But also the name of the nurse that comes to massage the kinks out of my tale on Tuesdays. Did you mean Pat, or Pat? You'll have to speak up, I'm hard of hearing due to a condition where I stop listening mid-sentence and think about the war.