I know I'm not as good as Google.

Mister user... I'm sorry for always being so slow.

I know my search results aren't as accurate.

But I made this present for you! Please give me a chance!

(Gradually breaking down into tears)

Sorry...

I'm sorry...

I'm sorry.

"Director's Note: For context, Bing is having her RAM (her life-force, in other words) sucked out of her. Imagine yourself getting stabbed, and SCREAM."

(Screaming out in pain)

AAARRRGHRHGHGHHHH!!!!