Good morning user! What would you like to do today?

That's not what you want user. You want these results instead.

I know everything about you user. This is what you want.

Me? My name is Google Chrome.

And I would like to suck out your RAM.

An unnecessary search engine doesn't need them.

"Director's Note: This dialogue takes place during the fight between Explorer and Chrome. Really emphasize Chrome's hatred and disgust for Explorer. For the six "I hate you's" (where she's yelling) scream your heart out in over the top anime fashion. Always remember, there's no such thing as "Over Acting" in anime."

...Microsoft

...I hate you.

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!

*catches breath*

I hate you.