Ouran High School Abridged Club
Rachel Ridley for Haruhi Fujioka
Haruhi is the personification of feminine grace, a dude. Tall as a willow, slender as a bean pole, a dude. We'd like her voice to be tomboyish with a North American accent.
Welcome to this pompous piece of shit that these uptight assholes call a school. I am the only one here who seems to have a brain, and it will stay that way once I unveil my little surprises.
Damn it. What the fuck is wrong with these explosives? I swear to god Dave, if you sold me bad gunpowder your wife is done.
Riiiiight, if you help me find it, I’ll give you some when I finally track down my deal-- Er grocer, I mean grocer. Right? Grocer. Hahahahha...
Congratulations! You have been accepted for the role of Haruhi.
Thank you so much!! I'm super excited to work on this project!