Unsound Minds: The Clarevine Epoch Trailer
JakeMannella for God
NOTE: It's $175 period to voice the lines for the trailer. Not per hour, not per minute, not per anything.
God is He who created the universe and formed mankind. In Unsound Minds, God is capable of taking on any form. But the form he usually takes is that of Jesus Christ. As Jesus Christ, He normally wears an all-blue suit with a blank white card in His breast pocket.
Since He has been around since the beginning of time in this universe, He has committed to memory the knowledge of all cultures and history itself. However, due to the immense amount of knowledge He must retain, He has developed a rather peculiar sense of humor and a rather fond affinity for ancient man-made technologies like the LaserDisc or Nintendo Entertainment System.
For ages upon ages, God has also been using much of His power keeping The Great Horror sealed in The Dreamlands. This prolonged period of constant use of His power has taken a toll on Him. As of the beginning of The Clarevine Epoch, God is at the end of His line, and His power is soon to fade.
Not even the Creator is as perfect as the Bible claims.
Hate is a poison. Wasted energy that consumes and mangles those caught in its wake.
They did have some heft. The light-cards went the other way. What a disaster those things were... The
sound you're hearing is music of old. It was popular way back when.
Though not perfect, my seeds have grown into beautiful flowers.
They will weed out Your cancerous existence from all reality.
