I shall reveal to you my name. May you never forget is as long as you live! You may call me... Gundham Tanaka! Remember it well, for it is the name that will one day rule this world!

Just because they're adorable doesn't mean you can let them get fat. Think of the strain upon their hearts!

I am the embodiment of horror itself! How would I be entertained watching such a farce! I don't even know who you are anymore...